Kabul ka Pathan

During a lady sangeet or a small ladies get together we often want to plan some fun activities that can cheer the audience and that is easy to execute. So we have come up with this activity "KABUL KA PATHAN". Here goes the lyrics

Requirements-:
1) 2 duppatta
2) 1 Stick
3) Kurta (optional)

The girl/Lady hosting the event should first wear the kurta and  tie a turban from one of the two duppattas. Tie the second duppatta around the waist. Now take the Lathi and enter the audience acting like you are a pathan from kabul.  Ask a few audience to Speak "Haanji" at the end of y our each sentence.

It is a very light event and make the audience laugh and smile.
"KABUL KA PATHAN LYRICS"

Host -: Kabul ka Pathaan !
Audience -: Haanji!
Host -:  Ek Kuddi Chaiye!
Audience -:  Hanji!
Host -: (Pick a lady from the audience) Maine ae chaiye
Audience -: Haanji
Host -: Ae toh Moti Bahut!
Host-: Mainu Nahi Chaiye! (Ask the lady to sit)

Host -: Kabul ka Pathaan !
Audience -: Haanji!
Host -:  Ek Kuddi Chaiye!
Audience -:  Hanji!
Host -: (Pick a lady from the audience) Maine ae chaiye
Audience -: Haanji
Host -: Ae toh CHhoti Bahut! Yeh toh natti hai jee!!! Iske toh nakhre Bahut!
Audience : Haanji!
Audience-: Mainu Nahi Chaiye! Koi hor lau! (Ask the lady to sit)


Host -: Kabul ka Pathaan !
Audience -: Haanji!
Host -:  Ek Kuddi Chaiye!
Audience -:  Hanji!
Host -: (Pick a lady from the audience) Mainu ae chaiye
Audience -: Haanji
Host -: Ae toh Gori Bahut!
Audience: Haanji
Host: Iski toh Chhoti Chhoti Aankhein
Host-: Mainu Nahi Chaiye! (Ask the lady to sit)

Host -: Kabul ka Pathaan !
Audience -: Haanji!
Host -:  Ek Kuddi Chaiye!
Audience -:  Hanji!
Host -: (Pick a lady from the audience) Maine ae chaiye
Audience -: Haanji
Host -: Ae toh Nakhre wali! Koi aur lau! Iska toh pati bhi dukhi!
Host-: Mainu Nahi Chaiye! (Ask the lady to sit)

Host -: Kabul ka Pathaan !
Audience -: Haanji!
Host -:  Ek Kuddi Chaiye!
Audience -:  Hanji!
Host -: (Pick a lady from the audience) Maine ae chaiye
Audience -: Haanji
Host -: Ae toh Jhooti si hai! Yeh toh lambhi bhi hai!! Iski saas issae dukhi hai
Host-: Mainu Nahi Chaiye! (Ask the lady to sit)
Host: Haanji!
-------Bride Marriage--------
Host -: Kabul ka Pathaan !
Audience -: Haanji!
Host -:  Ek Kuddi Chaiye!
Audience -:  Hanji!
Host -: (Bring the bride from the crowd) Maine suna hai
Audience -: Haanji
Host -: Ek Byaah racha
Audience: Haanji
Host-: Kuddi toh soni bahut hai
Host:: Moti Moyi Aankhein hai!
Audience: Haanji
Host :; Mainu vo chaiye
Audience: Haanji
Host: (Speaking to bride) Main toh sona bahut hun! {Grooms name} vo toh ganda sa hai
Audience: Haanji
Host: Mere sath chal tu, {Groom name} toh kanjus sa hai
Audience: Haanji
Host: Teri saas toh tej bahut hai
Audience: Haanji
Host:  Kaam Bahut karwaegi! Mera naal chal tu!! Duniya ghumaunga! Rani bna kar rakhunga
Tera pati toh khota bahut hai
Audience: Hannji Haan ji Haan ji
{Bride is denying... To end the event speak}
Host: Yahan toh koi nahi acha... Main toh kabul jaun... Vahin labhunga... ek soni se kudi... Main toh kabul chalun re


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Shiksha:: Indian Marwari Wedding

A hindu wedding shiksha is given to bride by her sister/Bhabhi just before vidai is a part and parcel of hindu wedding.  We as the sissies want to give the perfect shiksha to our sister.

Doha

"Do alag alag Log Jab

Shaadi ke Pavitra bandhan mein judate hai,

Khushiyon ke panchi tab,

Sapno ke aasmaan mein udate hai "

Shaadi Mubarak ||

----------Shiksha---------

Hawa mein saaj hota hai, geeton mein raag hota hai,

Shiksha mein aap meri galti par dhyaan mat dena, chamakte hue Chand mein bhi Daag hota hai.

Mali ne pucha malan se aaj fulon par youvan kyun chhaya hai.

Malan ne Mali se kaha, aaj do gharon ke milan ka Samya aaya hai.

Gine jaate hai din Jiske liye, Vo raat aaj aa pahuchi,

Gunj uthi shenai dekho, Aaj meri behan ki Doli aa pahuchi.

Soch rahi hun aise mauke par behan ko kya upahar dun,

Achanak aisa khyaal aaya, kyun na shiksha ka upahar dun.

Suna-Suna hua aaj ghar, Suni-Suni hui gali,

Laad-Pyaar se Pali Behna, Babul ka Ghar chhod Chali.

Jis maa ne janam tumhein diya, Us maa se juda jo jaugi,

Jab bhai doli mein bithaenge, Toh aankhein aaunsun bahaegi.

Kehte hai tumse dada-dadi, apni laadli ko duaen dete hai,

Fulo falo, sada khush raho yehi aashirwaad dete hai.

Papa tumhare aaj fulle nahi samate,

Apni Lado ki shaddi ki khushiyan khub manate hai.

Kehta hai Bhai tumse, Bachpan ki Baatein nhi bhulaunga,

Intezaar karna, Rakhi Bhandwane aaunga.

Kehte hai tumse Bhaiya Bhabhi,

{Bride Name} Tum ho khushiyon ki Chhabi.

Kehte hai tumse Tua-Tai,Chacha-Chachi,

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O behen!Ghar badle rishte badle badlegi ab duniya teri,

Aur kuch na kahungi, Shiksha hui Khatam meri...

If you want a Compete or hindi version of it , Please leave a comment below or mail me at bansal.swati@outlook.com. Also read my other posts if you are looking for more wedding stuff.

Happy Blogging!!

Ganesh Vandana :: Marwari Geet

Lord Ganesha is symbol of happiness and luck. In marwari's no function can be started without praying the lord and inviting him in the family. In my brother's marriage we welcomed ganesha into the family with this beautiful geet mentioned below. In Lady sangeet, ganesh vandana is must. Significance of ganesh vandana is increased if we sing the song instead of dancing.

All the ladies of the house can sit on the stage forming a semi circle  and can sing this beautiful geet. Sing this geet in 3,5,7,11 numbers to make it more graceful and shubh. 

GANESH VANDANA

Ch- Byah rachyo hai mhari ladali ro -2

The aaogi, The aoogi gauri ra lal,

Ke byah mharo safal karo.

Repeat the Chorus

Ridhi Sidhi ne saage layiyo. -2

Aan dhan ra, aan dhan ra  the bharo bhandar,

ke byaah mharo safal karo.

Byah rachyo hai mhari ladlii .....

Sone ki thari mein modak layaya -2

The khaogi, The khaogi gauri ra lal,

Ke byah mharo safal kro.

Byaah rachyo hai mhari ladli ro...

{Bride name} mhari pyaari si bandi-2,

{Groom name} mhari pyaari si banda-2,

The sar par, the sar par rakhiyo hath,

Ke byaah mhara safal kro.

Byaah rachyo hai hmari ladali ro...

If you want this geet with hindi font, leave a comment below.