Kabul ka Pathan

During a lady sangeet or a small ladies get together we often want to plan some fun activities that can cheer the audience and that is easy to execute. So we have come up with this activity "KABUL KA PATHAN". Here goes the lyrics

Requirements-:
1) 2 duppatta
2) 1 Stick
3) Kurta (optional)

The girl/Lady hosting the event should first wear the kurta and  tie a turban from one of the two duppattas. Tie the second duppatta around the waist. Now take the Lathi and enter the audience acting like you are a pathan from kabul.  Ask a few audience to Speak "Haanji" at the end of y our each sentence.

It is a very light event and make the audience laugh and smile.
"KABUL KA PATHAN LYRICS"

Host -: Kabul ka Pathaan !
Audience -: Haanji!
Host -:  Ek Kuddi Chaiye!
Audience -:  Hanji!
Host -: (Pick a lady from the audience) Maine ae chaiye
Audience -: Haanji
Host -: Ae toh Moti Bahut!
Host-: Mainu Nahi Chaiye! (Ask the lady to sit)

Host -: Kabul ka Pathaan !
Audience -: Haanji!
Host -:  Ek Kuddi Chaiye!
Audience -:  Hanji!
Host -: (Pick a lady from the audience) Maine ae chaiye
Audience -: Haanji
Host -: Ae toh CHhoti Bahut! Yeh toh natti hai jee!!! Iske toh nakhre Bahut!
Audience : Haanji!
Audience-: Mainu Nahi Chaiye! Koi hor lau! (Ask the lady to sit)


Host -: Kabul ka Pathaan !
Audience -: Haanji!
Host -:  Ek Kuddi Chaiye!
Audience -:  Hanji!
Host -: (Pick a lady from the audience) Mainu ae chaiye
Audience -: Haanji
Host -: Ae toh Gori Bahut!
Audience: Haanji
Host: Iski toh Chhoti Chhoti Aankhein
Host-: Mainu Nahi Chaiye! (Ask the lady to sit)

Host -: Kabul ka Pathaan !
Audience -: Haanji!
Host -:  Ek Kuddi Chaiye!
Audience -:  Hanji!
Host -: (Pick a lady from the audience) Maine ae chaiye
Audience -: Haanji
Host -: Ae toh Nakhre wali! Koi aur lau! Iska toh pati bhi dukhi!
Host-: Mainu Nahi Chaiye! (Ask the lady to sit)

Host -: Kabul ka Pathaan !
Audience -: Haanji!
Host -:  Ek Kuddi Chaiye!
Audience -:  Hanji!
Host -: (Pick a lady from the audience) Maine ae chaiye
Audience -: Haanji
Host -: Ae toh Jhooti si hai! Yeh toh lambhi bhi hai!! Iski saas issae dukhi hai
Host-: Mainu Nahi Chaiye! (Ask the lady to sit)
Host: Haanji!
-------Bride Marriage--------
Host -: Kabul ka Pathaan !
Audience -: Haanji!
Host -:  Ek Kuddi Chaiye!
Audience -:  Hanji!
Host -: (Bring the bride from the crowd) Maine suna hai
Audience -: Haanji
Host -: Ek Byaah racha
Audience: Haanji
Host-: Kuddi toh soni bahut hai
Host:: Moti Moyi Aankhein hai!
Audience: Haanji
Host :; Mainu vo chaiye
Audience: Haanji
Host: (Speaking to bride) Main toh sona bahut hun! {Grooms name} vo toh ganda sa hai
Audience: Haanji
Host: Mere sath chal tu, {Groom name} toh kanjus sa hai
Audience: Haanji
Host: Teri saas toh tej bahut hai
Audience: Haanji
Host:  Kaam Bahut karwaegi! Mera naal chal tu!! Duniya ghumaunga! Rani bna kar rakhunga
Tera pati toh khota bahut hai
Audience: Hannji Haan ji Haan ji
{Bride is denying... To end the event speak}
Host: Yahan toh koi nahi acha... Main toh kabul jaun... Vahin labhunga... ek soni se kudi... Main toh kabul chalun re


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